Let's un-crap your website, yeah?

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We don’t need to fart around here. Your website is kinda crap. Don’t feel bad - You've got a lot of other stuff you've gotta do. But you should probably fix it if you wanna sell all that stuff or help all those people or make all that money.

Lucky for you, this is my whole gig.

A picture of Kelly's face, in a teal box with a long, geometric shadow. She's looking off to the right with a mischievous, yet adorable look on her face.

Heyo, I'm Kelly.

I make websites.

That's a little ho-hum, isn't it? Lots of people make websites. They're fine, I'm sure. But I need you to find me more exciting than them... Let's try this:

I make strategic websites.

Oooooooooo, aaaaaaaaahhh...

Yes, I know. It's very exciting. Impressive, even.

I get to say things like "positioning" and "stakeholders" and drop names like Neumeier and Ogilvy and sound like I know what I'm talking about.

Bonus: I actually do know what I'm talking about.

You wanna know if I'm any good? I guess that's fair.

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Purpose, mission, vision
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Audience Development
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Competitor Analysis & Positioning
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Brand Personality
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Messaging
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Visual Identity
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Copywriting
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Web Design
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Development
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Take a look at this case study.

I made it just for you, and it took me for-freaking-ever, so I will be very disappointed if you ignore this section and scroll past it looking for how much I charge or whatever. We'll get to that, don't worry.

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Some stuff about me.

Boring Stuff

I'm a self-taught designer with 10+ work-years under my belt, 6 of those freelance. I've built a lot of websites.

Fun Stuff

My early years were spent in Texas, mostly in bowling alleys. I am a sick-ass bowler.

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I have a masters degree in opera performance. There was a time when I played violin, harp, piano, and marimba… I can no longer do any of those things, although I do ride a bike sometimes.

My Dad's name is Santa. I'm only telling you this because I know you're wondering - it's not something I brag about all the time.

Occasionally I write ridiculous things on the internet for fun.

I've been traveling full time since 2016, probably in an effort to relive the early adulthood I squandered by going to church a lot. You can waste an afternoon reading about this mortifying journey on my seriously dumb travel blog.

I have a not insignificant fear that I will fall through the floor at any moment. That's not a metaphor, I'm actually afraid of that.

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Oh man, get ready: Kelly is in pigtails and a little German dress, terrified look on her face, singing wildly, while a witch with scraggly red hair looks on, waiting to eat her. Three guesses which opera this was. (I'm not there to tell you, but it's Hansel and Gretel.)

What the cool kids say

I swear I didn't make these quotes up. Real people said them, and I included their pictures as proof that they actually exist. Also, look how attractive my clients are. Yowza.

Kelly! It was an absolute pleasure to work with you. You are a web design sensei! THANK YOU for all your help and guidance and for giving us an epic website.

Ned Morgan
Water Compass

First off - Holy Sh-t! You are a savant at this stuff and it forced me to think so much deeper level. I couldn’t be more happy to know that you are on our team and so so so so so so good at what you do!

Travis Sherry
Location Indie

Thank you!  For real, this has been an amazing working experience and I adore you.

Jen Underwood
COR

Wanna chat? Okay, cool.