We don’t need to fart around here. Your website is kinda crap. Don’t feel bad - You've got a lot of other stuff you've gotta do. But you should probably fix it if you wanna sell all that stuff or help all those people or make all that money.
Heyo, I'm Kelly.
I make websites.
That's a little ho-hum, isn't it? Lots of people make websites. They're fine, I'm sure. But I need you to find me more exciting than them... Let's try this:
I make strategic websites.
Oooooooooo, aaaaaaaaahhh...
Yes, I know. It's very exciting. Impressive, even.
I get to say things like "positioning" and "stakeholders" and drop names like Neumeier and Ogilvy and sound like I know what I'm talking about.
Bonus: I actually do know what I'm talking about.
You wanna know if I'm any good? I guess that's fair.
I made it just for you, and it took me for-freaking-ever, so I will be very disappointed if you ignore this section and scroll past it looking for how much I charge or whatever. We'll get to that, don't worry.
I'm a self-taught designer with 10+ work-years under my belt, 6 of those freelance. I've built a lot of websites.
My early years were spent in Texas, mostly in bowling alleys. I am a sick-ass bowler.
I have a masters degree in opera performance. There was a time when I played violin, harp, piano, and marimba… I can no longer do any of those things, although I do ride a bike sometimes.
My Dad's name is Santa. I'm only telling you this because I know you're wondering - it's not something I brag about all the time.
Occasionally I write ridiculous things on the internet for fun.
I've been traveling full time since 2016, probably in an effort to relive the early adulthood I squandered by going to church a lot. You can waste an afternoon reading about this mortifying journey on my seriously dumb travel blog.
I have a not insignificant fear that I will fall through the floor at any moment. That's not a metaphor, I'm actually afraid of that.
I swear I didn't make these quotes up. Real people said them, and I included their pictures as proof that they actually exist. Also, look how attractive my clients are. Yowza.
Working with Kelly is what you always WANT working with a contractor to be like but it so rarely is. It was fun and easy - something I would never think building a website could be - and was characterized by great communication, a fun and easy working relationship, and Kelly's amazing skills. The website she created was so above and beyond anything I could have imagined. Hire this woman. You won't regret it.
Kelly! It was an absolute pleasure to work with you. You are a web design sensei! THANK YOU for all your help and guidance and for giving us an epic website.
First off - Holy Sh-t! You are a savant at this stuff and it forced me to think so much deeper level. I couldn’t be more happy to know that you are on our team and so so so so so so good at what you do!
Thank you! For real, this has been an amazing working experience and I adore you.
